we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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