we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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