I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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