whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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