Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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