You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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