The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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