I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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