fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Your penis caused this!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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