Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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