you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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