i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.