In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.