areolas are like halos for boobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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