how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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