we have officially lost it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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