He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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