I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
40s are totally the cure
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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