Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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