His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Please, let me fuck your mom
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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