Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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