I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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