I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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