i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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