i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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