..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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