There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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