So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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