Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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