It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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