I need help removing her.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
worst night to have a conscience
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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