how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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