you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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