she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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