I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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