I CAN MOONWALK!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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