whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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