I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.