Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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