Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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