a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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