i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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