Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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