I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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