glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...