The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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