What should our trivia night team be named?
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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