I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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