We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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