he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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