How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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